Awesomes #1

So I've decided that since this is my blog and all I am allowed say whatever the hell I want, each week (with attempt) I'm gonna list my NOT awesomes and awesomes. Reason being, there is so much I want to rant and rave about but just don't have the time to write full blogs. If I offend... well...get over it.

Here goes...

You're Not, It's Not, What's Not AwEsoMe

~Franklin Fountain's Strawberry Sorbet
~You write on facebook about watching shark week more than you actually watch shark week.
~Gay Pizza's Plain Pie
~You manipulate someone to believe they did something wrong when really your insecurities are the problem
~Weird pointy finger nails
~Philadelphia Trash Cans, the ones that look like disgusto mailboxes
~You try and mimic someones outfit and fail miserably
~Balls Vodka
~My hair
~Throwing up outside your car (from drinking) and then getting in to drive
~Drinking natty ices in the bathroom when really you should be finding a job
~Medical Bills over $600

You're, Is, What's AwEsoMe
~You stay at my apartment and leave things I can totally use
~Ristorante Panorama
~Jose
~Bandanas
~You text back in less than two hours
~Rain that makes it all chilly and cool out
~Point Break
~tUne-yards
~Philly SlutWalk, which I'll miss :(
~Pierre Luc Gagnon
~Hugs over handshakes
~The 47
~Seeing a friend who lives more than 1500 miles away