south philly bruiser

Seriously, I am so thankful I have these South Philly neighbors on my side.

Last night I noticed a car completely blocking my car in my parking spot, which is a mini mini mini driveway. I thought to myself, there is no way someone is actually parked there, and they are just probably stopping somewhere for a min or two. They were not only blocking me, but three other cars from moving from their spots. My alley way is pretty small so it makes it difficult to manage your way out.

Anyways, dickwad was still parked there when I went to leave this morning. I thought maybe it was my neighbors friend or something because I still could not believe someone would leave their car there. So I woke my neighbors up and asked. Nope not theirs.

So after screaming obscenities in the alley way for like 10 minutes, warning that mother effer, I tried to call the PPA to have it towed. I was already late for work, cold, and super annoyed.

Next thing you know mega douche comes walking down the street like he just got laid for the first time or something. Little did he know I was waiting for his ass. After screaming at him for like five minutes I let him move on. I needed to get to work. Well.....my neighbor was not ready to let him off this easy. He comes running out of the house like a mad man. I have never been so afraid for another individual in my life, and I mean the super assfuck. My neighbor was in his face screaming telling him he was going to blow his effin car up. Crazy.

I am just very thankful I am surrounded by these peeps because I know I will always have a crazy ass family just a step away.