Daily Flicks

I know I am probably going to take some major shit for writing this, but whatevs.

I just don’t get the whole day by day let me take a picture of myself and upload it for everyone to see. Trust me, I know we are all guilty (yes, including myself) of snapping a flick of ourselves for a new fb profile pic (yea gurrrlll), instagram awesomeness, twitter update, prego status, or just for our own viewing pleasure (to only erase 30 times before getting a keeper). That’s all good. But shit, is it really necessary to take a picture every fucking day to see you in a new god damn pose? I think this shit is becoming like an epidemic or something. Is everyone really obsessed with taking that many pictures of themselves, then spending 15 fucking minutes to edit it to look remotely good? Just stop. Please. Stop.

If you are at a restaurant it is not necessary for you to take a pic of you taking a bite, just take a pic of your food, it is way less annoying but equally as stupid. I would much rather see your food than your mug shoving a piece of steak in your mouth.

If you are at work or school it is not necessary to hide in the bathroom and take pics of yourself. There are plenty of others things you can do in the stall, like play words with friends or how about angry birds. First off, it’s just gross to have your phone in there anyway, weirdy.

If you are in bed, just stop. No one wants to see your face snuggled next to the pillow. And those that pretend they are sleeping and set their timer to take their pic are just fucking off their rocker. You need help.

If you are in a park, it’s srange to just sit there for hours and repeatedly snap your mug. Creeper. Stop, take a look around there are plenty of wacks out there you can stare at besides your own crazy self.

…and the list goes on. I could talk about this forever.

If you hate me for this then well…I am sorry, but it’s weird.