why my kitty is cooler than your kitty

Okay so my main man turns one today and officially I am a nerdy cat lady. But I love him and he is way too awesome. Here are the top ten reasons my kitty is cooler than your kitty.


1. I am a watch kitty. I guard shit. I hold the fort down.


2. I can make you do just about anything with my looks. I'm a cuddler.


3. I don't give a f*%$k. I burn my whiskers. I break shit. I'm awesome.


4. I play fetch. This now makes me cooler than your dog.


5. I like seashells like my momma


6. I'm down with skateboarders


7. I drink like a fish


8. I like to play in water


9. I am handsome as they come. I get all the ladies. Madame is my main girl.


10. I run shit. Thats all.