So the other day I am driving and I come to realize that I have a problem, a serious case of road rage. On like the reg. I yell at every single person that gets in my way of hitting just under a 100 mph. That’s another topic, I drive way to fast, and my civic probably will blow up soon. Anyways, I think about this a lot and I always laugh at myself for yelling at people for really no reason at all, well…besides that I am always late.
The other day I just took this to a whole other level. So I am driving, of course in the left hand lane, and there is this car driving like 65 mph in front on me. Way too slow obviously for me. Well, I proceeded to pass him on the right, while shouting something like, you assh%%le.co*ksu*er.douchebag.nogood. getouttamyway! I look over and it is a poor old 90 something year old man. Did I really just call this grandpa these names? I am horrible. I am officially going to hell. I can’t get over it. What makes me say mean things like this? Gosshhhhhh. Who do I apologize to, I take it back?! Ehhhh.
So of course, I think about it all day, because I just believe way too much in that little thing called karma. I am such an asshole. Geez. I vowed that I am going to be a more relaxed driver. I promise. I will also try to wake up earlier than 15 min before I have to be in work. But when it comes down to it, I think I actually am gonna miss my road rage Tourettes. Maybe I’ll just shout happy and positive thoughts when people get in my way. Yea okay. That’s not going to happen. I think I need help though. Is there a rehab for this shit? Road Rage Anonymous or something?
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