Here's the story...
So I am sitting in the dog park reading my book very peacefully, when I notice this lady. From the looks of her she looked crazy. And her dog! Her dog was a spaz....one of those little shit talking barking mother effers that is too small for its own likeing. Don't me wrong, I love dogs, every kind, but any animal that insists on being annoying gets the same treatment as well, humans who annoy me.
Anyways, as I am watching crazy lady and her dog I take notice that every dog that came into the park would be annoyingly greeted by barks and snares. This little guy was nuts. I could just see the other, big dogs mostly, just looking at it like "shut the eff up." After a while a younger mother, with two kids in the stroller, comes walking in with her very well behaved dog. Well the dog was not on a leash, and was not bothering anyone, or any dog for that matter. Crazy Dog Lady was not having this.
She starts yelling at the lady that she needs to leash her dog. Very calmly the mother explains to crazy lady that her dog will not go near crazy dog and is just there to catch a ball and excercise for a minute or two. Mom explains that they will be out of the park in a couple minutes and everything will be okay. Ohhhhhhhhhh no, crazy lady is not having it.
Nutjob calls the police. The fucking police. Like they have nothing better to do. Does she not know there is a strangler in our area, strangling up everybody. Murders happening down the street. And she wants to call the police for an unleashed dog. Seriously. Thankfully, mom left before the police got there. Crazy lady was pissed. And guess what she did? She left, walked right outta the park without calling the police to explain she no longer needed them. Ughh I hated her.
Story does not stop there.
Next thing you know, a half hour later or so, a couple of dogs (unleashed) were playing very nicely in the park. Welp, fucking radar musta been sent out or something cause here comes crazy lady with crazy dog in tow, leading the police to the park. The police officer very nicely asked for the people to put their dogs on their leashes, which they complied. And then she left, to go do real police work, shit that fucking matters.
Well one of the (unleashed) dog owners was pissed. He starts yelling at the lady telling her that she is a fucking wack job and needs to worry about herself and her stupid dog. She wasn't even in the park when they entered and it was totally unneccessary for the police to come through. Her arguments were as follows...
"You're dog is going to eat mine."
"There is no bringing my dog back once he is eaten"
"It's the law, the law!!! Do you see the sign. Leashing your dog is the LAW!!"
"I am not just gonna sit back while your dog plans up his attack on my dog."
And finally....the best line...
"If you don't like the Law, Move to GERMANY"
Germany, really? I'm pretty sure they have the same dog laws there. And what the hell does that have to do with anything. Let's just get this straight. You are crazy. Your dog is the worst. And you should probably never leave your house again. Problem solved.
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