Happy Happy Jacs

Well…today is the one and only Jacs birthday and I figured I needed to address how seriously amazing this girl is. I could do my typical, I love this bitch, and some sappy snappy shiz but I’m gonna take a different route with some tops.

Top Five Reasons why she is awesome
1. She is the loudest burper you will ever meet
2. She will eat all your food…and then hers (take notice of order)
3. She will drink tap water from just about everywhere including Mexico
4. She will rally at any time…regardless of situation.
5. She will slam back New England clam chowder straight from the pot at 4am. And then throw it up immediately.

Top Ten Mems
1. Darwin Deez….no words
2. Foster the People…
Mark Foster “so what do you girls do?”
Jackie “we are waitresses”
Me “we are? Wait, I’m not a waitress. I’m a social worker”
Jackie “oh yea, I’m a speech therapist. Shit”
3. It’s your first day with your new leg, eh?
4. Dale Earnhardt Jr Jr…stage skeletons, complete sweaty mess, unforgettable laughs
5. New York…”if your liquor store doesn’t carry balls vodka, tell em to get some”
6. Meeting brothers who were looking to score some dates and some…well drugs. Sorry, it’s not typical we throw back lines on a Wednesday night, or ever for that matter.
7. Sabrina’s brunch…two hour waits and amazing acoustic performances
8. Sitting by the water, talking about life.
9. Mo Money No Problems.
10. Watching some girl take pictures of herself for hours in the park. Feeling embarrassed for her stupidness.


Top 15 reasons why you want to be her friend
1. She will tell you she loves you every time she sees you
2. She will help you realize the important things in life.
3. She will remind you how precious life really is.
4. She will show you what it means to be strong.
5. She will teach you about white rooms.
6. She will inspire you.
7. She will remind you to be non-judgmental.
8. She will always be there, regardless of when she is needed.
9. She will give you a mani/pedi whenever you want.
10. She will listen and listen and listen.
11. She will teach you about compassion.
12. She will always remember important dates, events, and things going on in your life.
13. She will help you laugh when laughs are needed
14. She will remind you that no one is perfect. And every one is insecure about something.
15. She will be the best friend you could ever ask for.

Okay…I do just have to say however, that I cannot be more thankful to know Jackie. To know her story. To experience life with her every day. To realize what it’s like to be loved, really loved. I have been blessed with one of the best friends a girl could ask for. My life would absolutely positively not be the same without her.

…I’m done…No really…I’m done…

Looking forward to tonight :)