Okay so recently I have been talking with my one girlfriend a lot about what you deserve when it comes to love. And fuck if I should be giving people advice on this topic because I have set myself up with a long list of assholes in my life. But I guess these assholes have helped me realize just a bit about what I deserve and to stop for once "accepting the love I think I deserve." Cause ya know what, that is just shit.
So anyways ladies, stop being such pussies. And no, I do not care that I just wrote that word. Stop being so naive and accepting of absolute shit.
So here it is ladies, here's some advice for ya.
1. If I guy does not call you, or get in contact with you, he does not like you. Point blank. Did we all not read that stupid ass book, "He's just not that into you?" If he gives you some excuse as to why he could not contact you, well, he is 1. an asshole, and 2. you are stupid for believing him. If someone wants to get in contact with you, they can.
2. If you want to call a guy, or text in this generation today, then do it. If you have to worry about whether he is going to respond, or if he will be annoyed by you, then obviously you should not talk to him. This game shit is for the birds. The whole two day rule of calling after your first date, or again in our generation, first night with a dude, is for fucktards I swear. If he/she is thinking about you, after your first whatever, they should call, if they don't, well they are yes, see above. I said it, I swear.
3. If he/she likes your shit on FB as the only means of showing you they are interested, well again, they have issues. So run. Run now. You will eventually be one of those annoying married couples who expose their entire relationship for the world to see. And you are doomed.
4. If you sleep with someone, and they run out in the morning, well, sorry to say, you are now a victim of a one night stand. Don't even spend the next three days anticipating a call and overanalyzing what the whiskey had to do with anything. Get over it. Take it for what it was. You got laid.
5. And finally, there are people out there that will treat you right. Stop settling for the next worst thing. Value yourself. Please. I promise you are worth it. If you feel like I am talking about you, well, I probably am. So again, you are awesome. Stop thinking otherwise.
6. Ohhhh and a final after the final. You do not need a relationship to give you what you need sexually. Most men are not that good anyway. I'm pretty sure you know your way around much better. Get on it ladies. The most important relationship you will ever have, is the one you have with yourself.
And for the guys, let me tell ya something....
1. It is still cool to act like a gentlemen. If your father did not teach you right, well read a fucking book. There are plenty out there.
2. Take a girl out. I am totally one that is okay with splitting a bill, all that bullshit, but for reals splurge like one or two times.
3. Do not tell a girl you are broke. I swear to whomever, the last fifteen guys I have talked to told me they were broke within the first conversation. REally, are you serious? I am as far from a gold digger can get, but shut up. Stop telling people that. It is 100% positively not in any way attractive.
4. Don't be too nice. There is not one girl (that I know) that will like you for this. Do not carry her purse, or order her dinner for her, or even call her 35 times a day. Tell her that she is beautiful and stop there. It's enough I promise.
5. If something is bothering you, just say it. Stop running everytime an emotion comes out of your poor little selfless self. I'm pretty sure we can listen. And most of the time, we might even understand.
6. Girls are bitches. Get over it. Or start dating men. Enough said.
Thank you very much for your time now. Have a nice day.
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