In lieu of Valentines Day I am going to.....
~skip the gym, running, or any form of excercise
~only torture Jose with one dose of meds
~eat my entire tub of homeade roasted tomato hummus, on a spoon if I have to
~buy myself some super dark almost black lipstick
~sign my tax return forms so I can buy my ticket to Spain
~refrain from cursing out my annoying co-worker
~give in and call my mom, after not speaking to her for two weeks
~give all my Valentines chocolate to the first bum I see
~limit myself to less than 10 pickle backs and a six pack
~listen to the Weepies all god damn day
~send some love to all my lovers in some sarcastic and unloving way
Happy Valentines Day :)
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