Halloween. Part One that is.

Okay so this is what I remember. There’s really not that much.
Painted my face for hours.
Isabelle’s birthday celebration. Walked in the rain/slush, cab ride an hour wait.
Ate a Lorenzo Roll. Drank Tennessee Honey Whiskey. Drank wine.
Jackie leaves her phone in a cab. Spends an hour on the phone with cab company.
Took pictures. Drank Whiskey. Drank Vodka.
Drank Whiskey. Smoked cigs in the rain.
Hailed cab.
Blackout.
Took a video of Isabelle breaking it down. Drank Whiskey.
Found glitter.
Spread glitter. Everywhere.
Met a gay man named Snooki.
Danced.
Danced.
Whiskey. PBR. Blackout.
Danced.
Met people. Stole Posters.
Fuck with me and I’ll fuck your ass.
Danced.
Told Al that tonight is fucking awesome.
Whiskey.
Saw a vagina.
Danced.
Drank more.
Peed, found poster.
Stole leather jacket cause it was cute.
Left Barbary.
Returned to Barbary.
Brought leather jacket back cause it was bad karma and not nice.
Sugar House.
Met a cop. Explained to cop that I had a friend cop, named Joe.
Cop explains that 89% of Philadelphia policemen are named Joe.
Told cop I knew a lawyer. For what reason? Not sure.
Scored a pack of matches.
Blackout.
Shower.
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Danced.
Handstand.
Bed.
Forgot everything in between.
Thirstttttttyyyyyyy.