Desperately Seeking Joe Daley

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Desperately Seeking Joe Daley

4:11 am: Enter Wawa. Engage in extreme dance party, hoagie eating, saltine spitting frenzy.
4:17am: Spot Joe Daley (from behind). Begin to experience tremendous envy of blue cropped slacks and purple flowered shirt.
4:19am: Joe Daley turns around. Perfectly groomed mustache and long blond locks now grace my presence.
4:24am: Continue dancing. Shove Slim Jim down friend’s throat. Friend feels jerky in neck.
4:25am: Feel increasing need to hang with Joe Daley post Wawa stop.
4:30am: Leave Wawa. Get in car.
4:31am: Pull up next to Wawa door as Joe Daley exits with friends. Call out to Joe insisting he get in the car.
4:32am: Joe Daley jumps at opportunity, hops in car. At this moment Joe Daley is unaware he is about to experience the best morning of his life.
4:34am: Stop car, urinate in the middle of street. Get back in car.
4:36am: Joe Daley explains he is from Brooklyn. Asks us where we are going. Let him know he is currently en route to an even more extreme dance party than that shown in Wawa. Joe Daley gets excited.
4:40am: Arrive at Club 506A. Joe Daley eats exactly three bites of roast beef hoagie. Vodka and beer are graciously supplied.
4:42am: This is the exact moment when Joe Daley begins to feel the awesomeness begin. Makes phone call to friends to ensure safety.
4:44am: Continues ensuring friends he is safe. Convinces friends that if they were the chosen ones they would have left too. Let’s friend know, “dude I gotta go, music is getting real loud, dancing real good.”
4:45am: Begs friends to not lock him out. Ends phone call.
4:50am: Dance party begins. And continues.
4:55am: Joe Daley starts to feel the music.



5:20am: Dancing begins to slow. Limbo time.
5:21am: Joe Daley offers arms for Limbo pole.
5:26am: Dance party continues.
5:31am: Joe Daley begins to wonder reason we like him so much. There is only one reason. One reason only. And that is that Joe Daley is awesome. Made up of pure awesomeness head to toe.
5:34am: Joe Daley does not accept his awesomeness. Becomes self conscious. Asks if we are going to murder him.
5:36am: Convince Joe Daley he will not be murdered tonight.
5:39am: Continue to ensure Joe Daley that he is just awesome. And so are his blue pants. And his hair. And his stache.
6:00am: Michael Jackson “The way you make me feel” plays in the wee hours in the morning. Birds begin to chirp.
6:02am: Dance party ends.
6:09am: Get kicked outta Club 506A. Return to car, Joe Daley still in presence.
6:12am: Joe Daley and friend engage in rap battle.
6:15am: Drop Joe in South Philly. Wish him luck on his search for his friends.
6:30am: Sleep.
10:00 am: Wake up. Begin to miss Joe Daley.
10:10 am: Watch videos from extreme dance party.
10:12am: Begin search for Joe Daley.

Present time: Still desperately seeking Joe Daley. We miss you JD. We really really do.

If anyone knows the whereabouts of Joe Daley please let him know to please contact me. Seeking lifelong friendship, formed over the most extreme 80’s dance party of all time.

Description: 31 year old, male. Long Blonde Hair. Perfectly groomed mustache. Extreme sense of fashion.

Brooklyn resident. Has friends living on S. 3rd St in Philadelphia.
Does not have facebook account. Still has Myspace.